September 24, 2026

Newspaper Report by Jennifer Southam

Big Bad Yeti Spotted!

Yesterday evening the locals seem to have spotted a huge yeti-like shadow in Hylton Red House Primary School.

People in the area came to the police and they described this creature as a huge, snowy, white, tangled fur and black beady eyes. The public assume that the unusual creature has very bad tempura.

The towns folk and biologists found 94 strange twisted trees but 3/4 of them were snapped off. This could only be described of a extremely strong beast. You normaly find these creature in the Himalayas however the depty head teacher seem’s to have saw a beast on the playground, at Hylton Red House Primary School.

There are two biologists cauled John Bindenagel and Benjmon Button got together at the Stadium Of Light and discussed if the Yeti is real or not. John want’s to find a Yeti be for it’s too late because John is 70 now and Benjmon is 63.

The President quoted he saw a enormous shadow and he was really scared because it started to walk toward him. He clamed” What do you want!” This monster walked away and bumped into the police and he picked up his walky talky and said “We need lot of police men there is a Yeti in front of me!”

At the moment scientists are still try to find the yeti-like creature. If you have any information please inform us at 025785204391.